Listen, we all know that children love to tell the brutal, honest truth. Which can be difficult for us adults to stomach sometimes. However not everything can be as easy as fashion courses, especially if you’re on the receiving end of a child’s joke. Just a look at these side-splitting notes that children left behind! Don’t be surprised if you’re in tears by the brutal end.
A Glass Of Wine
So the class assignment here was to share your mom’s favorite hobby, and well, you get the gist here. Just a shame mama was more focused on the red and not on fashion courses or something a bit more “tame”.
Emotional Times Ten
Man, this kid makes fashion course seem like rainbows and sunshine. On the other hand, whoever this note was directed toward, boy did they do something real bad! Like enforce a bed time or make you eat your vegetables kind of day. P.S.S. this is hilarious.
Assertive but kind all at once. Not gonna lie, I’m a bit intimidated. Although on the other hand, she’s a small, fierce woman who’s good at math and knows what she gets. Atta girl.
Wheel of Color
Not only is this note filled with bright, vibrant colors, but it also starts with a happy message. Then things go a little wonky, like fashion courses tend to. Although in this case, that final sentence is seriously b*r*u*t*a*l.
Not only did I laugh out loud when I read this note, but personally, I also snorted while laughing. THAT’s how funny I find this note. Don’t pretend like you’re not laughing your butt off too.
Nope, Just Nope
When all you try to do is cheer your kid up a little for when it’s lunch time! But then you get this response. Hilarious!
No Gordon Ramsay Here
Talk about a typo! A very, very horrible typo. If you’re not shaking your head then maybe you’re a bit too worried about those fashion courses finals coming up? No? Then laugh, cause this is too funny!
Instructions Gone Wrong
Well, these instructions aren’t as clear as fashion courses but wait. No, these instructions are PRETTY vague. Apparently, the correct response to this assignment is “My goat is in a pen,” but this kid took it up a notch.
Now That’s Love
AWW. Talk about a totally sweet message, although a bit violent, her heart is in the right place. (If you’re thinking this makes a perfect Mother’s Day card, you’re not alone).
Hey, this note clearly summarizes who is and who is not a teacher’s pet. What do you think? The latter?
Ahh, there’s nothing quite like young love. Just about everyone can relate to this young man’s proposal, although maybe not to the girlfriend’s reply.
Fair and Square
All’s fair in the game of…dog poo? Guess it doesn’t add up to charity but maybe in some weird way, it does?
Checkin’ Who Is Naughty And Nice
So Santa better check that list more than twice cause this kid’s not playing any games. Like he said, “There will be consequences,” if he doesn’t get his pony. Yikes.
Uhh, just what are kids being taught these days in Bible study class? Cause this is pretty, uhh, well self-explanatory.
A Mother’s Love
Well isn’t this just heartwarming? In its own way of course. “Thank you, mom, for making me food so I don’t die.” I mean, this note could have just as easily been written by an adult.
No way this note was going to have a happy ending considering it starts with, “I love you but…” That sentence has never finished well for anyone. Especially in this case!
We’re not sure if we should applaud this kid’s honesty or give him a million dollars. Either way, he’s a winner.
Don’t Mess With Catherine
In other news, charity and fashion courses are nothing compared to this threatening letter from Catherine. Although, kudos on spelling “assassin” correctly. That has to count for something.
Father’s Day Fun
When your Father’s Day card says, “It takes balls to be a dad.” Well, yeah, guess Joseph has that one correct. But uhh, what kind of message is he trying to get at, really?
I know what you’re thinking…how dare he misspell “your”. It’s clearly “you’re”.
If you’re going to write a letter to G*d, then yeah, you better thank him for the dinosaur extinction. Good job! Life would be pretty interesting if there were Tyrannosaurus Rex dinosaurs running around.
Come on, it’s not like the kid is running a charity shop. He will you everything apart from his money or his chess set; he’s got standards at the end of the day.
When your daughter is right, she’s right. Especially when it comes to taste, kids know best. Maybe they should just stick to water? It is super healthy at the end of the day. Plus tasteless, unless you try flavored water of course.
Feel Better Soon
When your teacher isn’t feeling well so you make her a card, just use this kid’s card as a perfect example of what *not* to write? Or what *to* write? We just can’t figure out which is better.
So it looks like this kid has his or her priorities in order. At the end of the day, money trumps all! These kids know better, just take it easy Santa, you’re not running a charity per-say.
Not Sure He’s Sorry
Come on, raise your hand if you’ve ever felt just this kid does! We’ve all been there, don’t lie. Although we probably weren’t so open about it.
Spelling Mistakes Gone Very Wrong
When kids make spelling mistakes, it’s hilarious and cute. However when adults do the same, it’s just wrong and creepy. Just take a look at this photo and you’ll see what we mean.
I Love You More Than…
When a Mother’s Day “fill in the blank” card goes a bit weird. Although weird and cute all at the same time! Right? Yeah, that sounds about right.
Pretty sure it goes without saying but reading someone’s diary is SO not cool. Come on, Carl, we hope you learned from this lesson!
Uhh, we can’t confirm nor deny that an actual kid wrote this letter. I mean, it was left unsigned and it’s not like adults have brilliant handwriting. So yah know, it’s neither here nor there.
One Day At Camp
Josh, we’re so happy to hear that camp is going much for you now! And furthermore, not liking the word “eggs” also sounds a little bit weird to us. Enjoy the rest of your camp trip!
Listen Here, Mama
There is no maneuvering around this “threat”, it’s not like fashion courses. Either you buy him his Lego or else. Actually there is no “or else”, you just better.
When Spongebob Is Life
So we’re pretty sure that 25 cents isn’t going to cut it in this case, but thanks for the act of charity anyways. Then again, let’s be real. Who hasn’t gone overboard with ‘Spongebob’ episodes?!
First of all, according to this kid, “Every toilet in the building are possessed.” Secondly, “P.S. Give the doorman a hotdog.” Not sure how the two are connected but there is a strong possibility that they are connected somehow.
Just as an FYI, I’m having fun and I’m not dead. You think this letter was a dig at mom? Quite possibly. Oh yeah, moreover, don’t forget the magic cards.
Just So You Know
Not only is she letting you know of her intentions ahead of time, what with the exact time and all. But she’s also letting you know that she’s going to pack first too. So yeah, don’t forget to say goodbye. Forever.
Just goes to show that you should be much more specific in your questions. Otherwise the genius in class will just pull a fast one.
Most kids want to be able to fly or be really strong. But this girl? Her one superpower would be to turn invisible so she can tattle on her brother. I mean, that’s just sibling rivalry at its best, wouldn’t you say?
If you were this kid’s parents and you saw a note where you kid starts with, “I ran away.” You’d probably be terrified! But as you read on, he’s all, “Just kidding, I’m in my room.” Well that just takes it to a whole new level.