Tennessee
Cowboy boots and the ability to play something, anything at all? Yeah, you’re from Tennessee. But don’t mistake a singer for a songwriter or vice versa. Y’all better learn the “Twang-Ri-La” of Nashville real quick, yah hear?
Utah
Shoot, you might just hear faker swear words than you ever have a day in your life. Most people assume that Utahns have lots of wives, but that’s just plain wrong. Instead, they have tons of babies. However, if someone from Utah gets exposed to real humidity, they’ll melt. They just can’t handle it.