Never Lose Your Luggage
We have to give this guy credit for thinking up this smart idea. There is one piece of advice we could have given him though – he should have smiled. But hey, it’s not for us to judge. We’ll only be jealous when he easily gets his luggage while we’re picking up and putting down everybody else’s in the endless search for our own.
“That’s Nun Of Your Business”
“What do you have under your robe?” asked the TSA officer. “That’s nun of your business!” answered the nun. And they laughed and laughed and laughed. At least that’s how I imagined it. It was probably just standard procedure questions.