New Jersey
Loud and proud might as well be New Jersey’s motto. Furthermore, everyone can agree that North Jersey is better than South Jersey. And if you dare to question them about it, well they are the loudest, most obnoxious, full-of-themselves people you’ll ever meet. So good luck. Plus the whole “Noo Joisey” accent, it’s a myth, you’re just saying it wrong.
New Mexico
Fox Mulder, New Mexico is the place for you. Where everyone and their mother has seen a UFO. Spanglish should just become an official language too. Right after, uhh, someone explains the unique way of driving in good ol’ New Mexico.