Washington
Mmhmm, Washington gets something like 30 inches of rain per year! But they don’t need no stinkin’ umbrellas, they’re better than that. Pretty much everyone in Washington owns a dog too. Plus they’re the biggest beer snobs you’ll ever meet. And don’t even get us started on the whole Bigfoot debate.
West Virginia
All West Virginians ARE Marshall And WVU football diehards, no exceptions. West Virginians are also proud of their “mountain twang” and they don’t care if you snicker when they talk. Oh and if you think that they’re all just hillbillies, well you’re actually very, very wrong.