He Knows
Language is constantly evolving and I’m sure it can be a chore to keep up with the way the kids speak. It seems like child’s play to this dude, however! He definitely looks ‘woke’ as the youth say these days.
Too Perfect
Sometimes, our friends know us really well and it shows in the gifts that they send us. We bet his friends are well-aware of his antics and gave them this so that they no longer have to say “I told you so.” I’m sure you suddenly thought of someone you know who needs the exact same top!