I Kissed A Girl
Apparently when the “Capital marks its 862nd birthday with some 4,500 events around the city”, it seems that some people get a bit wild. Take this drunk guy for instance. Move it along, buddy.
Since everyone appears to be enjoying themselves, the participants must have reasoned that what they were doing was acceptable. Although this isn’t the case for everyone, I have to give props to the anchor for keeping her cool in spite of what the other guy did!
Number Two
Look, when you gotta go, you gotta go. We don’t even care to give the doggie any grief, he was desperate and that seemed like a good spot.
It’s funny to think that the dog was exactly where he needed to be at the precise moment that it was needed. It’s likely that a lot of people have heard the news, and boy, do you have a name now!