Please Have Mercy
For someone to make this kind of plea, we are sure that this person has received various amounts of parking tickets. But instead of asking for the ticketing officer, why not just park somewhere else or look for a decent place to park your car at. If you were the Ticket man, would you spare this car?
What Grammar?
This is one long note, but if you read it, you will see that this note is just full of nonsense. I mean, you really had the time to write all of this nonsense when all you want to say is to the driver is to not park like a tool? You just made yourself doubt your own grammar.